Birthday Wishlist

So it’s my birthday on Thursday, the big 37. How can I be that old? I remember when my mum was this age, I was in year twelve and thought my mum was soooo old! As you do as a kid, and I have no doubt my kids think I’m ancient too.

Inevitably around this time every year the questions start, so what do you want for your birthday? Even though I usually spend a over month, gathering nerdy presents for my spouse before his birthday because I want him to know I care, and know him well enough to source the obscure things he loves. Clearly a last minute dash to the shops says love and I am wasting my time. But I digress….

So potential birthday shoppers to save you time and money here is what I want. I require only your presence without complaint or shouting (shut up you’ll wake your mother!)

I want 24 hours sleep, uninterrupted, with a sleep in. I don’t need food brought into me, shall take to bed with chocolate and probably wine. Waking me up will only result in a do over. On rising I don’t want anyone to ask a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. of me for at least half a day. A trip to the loo unaccompanied would be a nice bonus.

That is all. That would make my year.


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9 Responses to Birthday Wishlist

  1. That sounds like an awesome birthday =D

  2. That sounds like a great idea for a birthday. I hope that you are able to have at least some of what you wish for, especially the trip to the loo without company. In fact I would like that one myself!
    Its my Uncles birthday on Thursday and mine on Saturday. Us February babies are AWESOME!

  3. I’d like to think you might get a bit of your wishes come true – gee you are so young hun.

  4. Oh lord that sounds blissful. I do so hope you get your birthday wish : )

  5. Jenn

    can’t remember 37 ….. sigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope your wish comes true …… even if you have to move homes/towns/families!

  6. Tell them what to get. Specify it must be bought the day Before as you will require them to wrangle children and leave you undisturbed for the first 12 hours of the day. Happy Birthday xx

  7. Jenn

    OK are you still asleep!!!! C’mon girl give us the facts!

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