You know what mothers want, nay need?
A baby feeding contraption. With my limited designed capabilities (stuff all) I give you my idea for how to get a whole nights sleep while baby feeds themselves. All you need is a giant hamster water drip thingy filled with milk, like this.
Can you picture the wee one rolling over, lapping up a bit of milk – self service – no need for mummy to get up – job done.
I think I’m onto something here…
Or am I just REALLY damn tired, me thinks so.