So here’s the thing people. I don’t have time for pretty much anything anymore, and this goes for every aspect of my life – including facebook. When I am skimming through my news feed at 3am I want to know what’s going down and in no uncertain detail – so when I see a status update that goes along the lines of… JANE DOE has had enough, thereby forcing me to ask the question “What is up?” I get a bit peeved. I know some you will call me out and say HEY we’ve seen you do that, but my excuse is that I usually have a good excuse 😉 None of this JANE has had enough…. because… she couldn’t get the right bra size crap, will dribble forth from my status updates. Absolutely all my updates are serious business, and that includes the ones whining about where I hid the chocolate – thank you very much.
Vague-booking I have now discovered is not just something that shits me off, it has hit the Urban Dictionary as well – their definition sums it up so well.
What is my point here? Before I get dangerously close to Vague-blogging it up here? I want my dear Facebooking friends to let me know whats going down in their universe. Use small words, short sentences, get to the point – and of then I will let you know I care, I really do – bit of luck there may be a virtual hug in it for you 😉 Anything else just leads to me and my smart arse attitude pooping on your page.
But while I am at it I might add another peeve – since this is my blog and I can – is, if you have Vague-booked it and said JANE… is shitted off, and I ask why and Jane replies with: I don’t want to talk about it. Really? Seriously, if you don’t want to tell me or the facebooking universe about it then why the hell say anything to start with? If Jane continues with these vague-booking status updates I think I am going to run out of sympathy, and I think most people have a limit to how much sympathy they can dish out – eventually (dear Jane) the follow-up comments will peter out – so when some serious shit goes down, I’m sorry I’m going to be all out of the OMFG’s for you, sorry I’m spent.
Now don’t get me started on people who annouce they are cleaning out their friends list…. ooooooooh please will I make the cut?! Pfffft.